By: Ashutosh Asthana
When God was
creating this world, He made everything in balance. With heat, He gave cold,
with light He gave darkness, with winters He gave summers, with horses, He gave
donkeys and after making Modi, He made Kejriwal. Since the formation of this
world, Modi’s fate was already written. God made him to withstand allegations
and bundle of accusations. From Godhra to the false promises during the
election campaign, from ache din aane wale hain to crediting the
accounts of Indians with the black money, from being communal to being a capitalist,
Narendra Modi have had it. He would have never thought that after becoming the
Prime Minister of India and facing accusations bravely (sometimes cowardly walking
out of an interview) his biggest challenge and the allegation machine, Mr Kejriwal
is waiting for him with open arms. Since Modi came into power, Kejriwal is
accusing him for every petty issue, but this time its rather 'big' and 'important'
for Aam Admi Party.
Issue of Modi’s
degree is trending on social media and in Indian politics these days. Kejriwal
accused Modi of false graduation and post-graduation degree. The conflict
reached to such an extent that the BJP has to publicize the degree of Modi.
This is one big issue that AAP is
fighting for these days after protesting for the famous Jan Lokpal Bill. This
battle between Kejri and NaMo will certainly come to an end one day, but it is
worth thinking that what allegations would Kejriwal put forward in the future
for Modi? Considering the present and earlier scenario, Kejri’s next big
allegation on Modi would be his beards!
Sir ji will
stage a protest against Modi and will accuse him of having a fake beard. In the
words of Kejriwal, “Modi ji’s beards are fake and Supreme Court should look
into the matter!” The Aam Admi Party workers will protest near parliament. BJP
will counter Kejriwal by accusing him of being jealous with Modi’s great white
beards. After the resistance Amit Shah will organise a press conference and
distribute a hair of Modi ji’s daadhi to each reporter in the press conference
and the famous ‘parrot of the cage’ will confirm that the berads of Modi are
not fake and neither dyed, they are naturally white because of his huge
experience of politics. May be Kejriwal can come up with the allegation that
Modi’s chest does not measure 56 inches and he should be put behind bars for his
false claim. ‘Pappu’ tailor from the interiors of east Delhi will be called
upon to take the measurement of Modi.
The baseless
and useless issues which the politicians are raising these days give me hysterics.
The country is facing severe drought conditions, a thousand crore scam of
helicopters, a business tycoon in huge debt running away from the country and
among all this Aam Admi Party is raising the issue of PM’s degree. There is
nothing mention in our constitution regarding the education of MPs and MLAs, so
this hue and cry doesn’t make any sense. Allegations for the improvement of the
democracy is welcome, but such allegations, what should I say about them!
Happy reading!
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